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To My Favorite Inventor...

(This is meant to be funny, so just enjoy and laugh without any judgment!)

I would officially like to dedicate this entry to a certain brilliant manufacturer. A people so fantastically amazing to know the needs of the very basic human being. The dream givers by which dreams may come...that's right folks, give it up to the people we ALL have come to love at some point in our lives!!
THANK YOU VIBRATOR MAKERS!!!!
That's right! Without you, there would be many man-less times where the clumsy girl may attempt and fail where you seamlessly prevail with ease! You make it easy, effortless and fun in a single way!
Without you, I would have many frustrated times.
Without you, I would lose all hope
With out you, the multiple orgasm may come rare.
So, on the behalf of every woman in the world who ventures out into this solo erotic world, we will hold you near and dear to our hearts and vagina's!
THANK YOU!!!
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